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| Title |
Type |
Date |
| It's Not Love Unless You Want To Cough Up Blood |
Words |
12/05/2010 |
| Battleship Names of Yesteryear |
Words |
11/24/2010 |
| Peter Drinks Joose |
Words |
11/20/2010 |
| A Musing About My Eventual Fatherhood |
Words |
11/12/2010 |
| The Man With The Zombie Tattoo |
Words |
11/05/2010 |
| Would You Share Your Home With A Ghost? |
Words |
10/29/2010 |
| Let's Name Baby Lions! |
Words |
06/05/2010 |
| The Doctor Who Lolita Slumber Party |
Words |
04/03/2010 |
| I Have Discovered A New Species Of Man |
Words |
03/28/2010 |
| What Do I Name My Micro-Bakery? |
Words |
01/22/2010 |
| Doctor Who Turns Me Into a Quivering Jelly Baby |
Words |
12/30/2009 |
| MacGyver the Adjutant Stork |
Words |
12/17/2009 |
| Vampires vs. Werewolves? Really? |
Words |
11/20/2009 |
| A Selfish Letter To The Quartermaster Of The Orbital Laser Corps |
Words |
11/13/2009 |
| A Reflection On The Halloween Of 2009 AD: Why A Benevolent Dictatorship Is The Best Form of Government |
Words |
11/06/2009 |
| Peter And Ali Go To Baltimore |
Pictures |
08/26/2009 |
| I Went To Shake Shack On Sunday |
Words |
04/11/2009 |
| Crappy Pictures Of An Awesome Evening: Hikaru Utada Comes To Sephora In NYC |
Pictures |
03/29/2009 |
| Scream Sexy: Peter Buys New Glasses |
Words |
03/24/2009 |
| Dim Sum Go Go Is No Go: The Search For My Birthday Dinner Begins |
Words |
03/14/2009 |
| I Don't Want To Live In A World Without Bigfoot |
Words |
02/22/2009 |
| Peter Writes About People On The Train |
Words |
12/21/2008 |
| Peter Tatara: Movie Star |
Words |
12/14/2008 |
| Deep Fried Oreos |
Words |
12/07/2008 |
| Mead Is Not Grog: Peter Makes Fun Of LARPers But Likes Their Beer |
Words |
12/01/2008 |
| Murdersaurus: Me, HD, And The 360 |
Words |
10/25/2008 |
| I Made A Movie Today |
Words |
09/07/2008 |
| Things To Do In The Rockaways |
Words |
08/29/2008 |
| Peter Writes About Stress And Sleep |
Words |
08/27/2008 |
| A Boring Account Of The Life And Death Of A Restaurant In Sunnyside |
Words |
08/01/2008 |
| My Favorite's Charlotte: Peter's Girlfriend Makes A Big Mistake |
Words |
07/11/2008 |
| LA: Peter Returns To The City He Hates |
Words |
06/27/2008 |
| Indian Chinese Food is Fucking Awesome! |
Words |
05/21/2008 |
| Speed Racer, CNN, And A Flight To Atlanta: A Story Of What Almost Was |
Words |
05/11/2008 |
| The Story of How I Bought A Wii |
Words |
04/26/2008 |
| The Rise and Fall of Urban Alchemist |
Words |
03/16/2008 |
| I'm Sorry, Front Mission! |
Words |
02/23/2008 |
| Fuck You, Front Mission! |
Words |
02/12/2008 |
| Poopy. Dookie. Shit. Cable. |
Words |
02/10/2008 |
| Peter Grows A Beard! Shocking! Astounding! Ravishing! |
Words |
01/27/2008 |
| I'm Spoiled: A Story of Harold, Kumar, NPH, and Me |
Words |
01/21/2008 |
| Balls, Gimmicks, A Meta-Universe, And Balls: Peter Talks About Cloverfield |
Words |
01/18/2008 |
| A Letter to Keira Knightley |
Words |
01/08/2008 |
| I Am Drunk |
Words |
01/07/2008 |
| Highlights from My Girlfriend's Father's DVD Collection |
Words |
01/03/2008 |
| Fuck! It's Christmas? |
Words |
12/23/2007 |
| Defeat On The Precipice of Awesomeness |
Words |
12/17/2007 |
| On The Precipice of Awesomeness |
Words |
12/16/2007 |
| Peter Invents A Horrible Cocktail |
Words |
11/25/2007 |
| Rachel Ray Owes Me A Frying Pan |
Words |
11/12/2007 |
| The Office: Xtreme Commuting! |
Words |
10/30/2007 |
| Forever Inside Bryant Park's Green Bosom: An Episode from The Heroic History of Peter Tatara's War against The Wild |
Words |
10/14/2007 |
| Peter Tatara Meets Hawkeye Pierce |
Words |
09/17/2007 |
| Part Doctor, Part Vampire, and All Awesome |
Words |
08/29/2007 |
| Peter, Hot Oil, Ashton Kutcher, and Reality TV |
Words |
08/18/2007 |
| Wheat Grass: Disappointed Again |
Words |
08/08/2007 |
| Giant Robots vs. God vs. The Girlfriend |
Words |
07/30/2007 |
| The Girlfriend From The Future |
Words |
07/15/2007 |
| Matt Murphy Flash Fiction Postcard Program #1 |
Words |
06/25/2007 |
| Lost in New York: The Stink of Spring |
Words |
06/17/2007 |
| All My Fears And Then Some |
Words |
05/28/2007 |
| A Letter To A Recent Graduate |
Words |
05/21/2007 |
| Abraham Lincoln and the Thanatos Elixir |
Words |
05/12/2007 |
| The War on Birds |
Words |
05/06/2007 |
| Spider-Man Screws New York City |
Words |
04/29/2007 |
| The Quandary of the Waterless Urinal |
Words |
04/22/2007 |
| I'm Sorry, Bochan: Peter Drinks Korean Gutrot |
Words |
04/12/2007 |
| A Humble Suggestion to John Edwards (and Stephen Colbert) |
Words |
04/10/2007 |
| Peter Goes Shopping and Meets BJ Hunnicutt |
Words |
04/03/2007 |
| The Doctor Is In: Toys, Changes, And Cartoon Porn |
Words |
04/01/2007 |
| A Singularly Impressive Sky: A Start of A Coquettish Spring |
Words |
03/28/2007 |
| A Fairy Tale of Blood and Bronze: Tatara Sees 300 |
Words |
03/13/2007 |
| The Girl Who Leapt Through Time: Peter Goes To The North American Premiere |
Words |
03/08/2007 |
| Apologies to My Girlfriend: Peter Settles Down with Another Woman |
Words |
03/05/2007 |
| Year of the Peter: My Chinese New Year's Resolution |
Words |
02/18/2007 |
| Nazis vs. Monkeys: Tatara Talks About Television (Again) |
Words |
02/07/2007 |
| Gregory House: Ghost Doctor |
Words |
02/02/2007 |
| My Night With Kotaku: Peter Gets Within 20 Feet of Video Game Ubermensch |
Words |
01/29/2007 |
| Shiny, Happy Bubbles: Cleaning Fun With Peter |
Words |
01/18/2007 |
| Negadon Attacks: I Drink A Monster From Mars |
Words |
01/09/2007 |
| Cheesecake Race 2007: The Touching, Thrilling Conclusion |
Words |
01/04/2007 |
| Cheesecake Race 2007: Will It Survive? |
Words |
12/28/2006 |
| A Gooey, Saccharine Love Letter to Doctor Who |
Words |
12/22/2006 |
| Land of the Obese: Population America |
Words |
12/21/2006 |
| Gangs of New York Reenactors League: An Open Letter to the Five Boroughs |
Words |
12/13/2006 |
| Lost in New York: Peter Visits Historic, Haunted Governors Island - The Photo Gallery |
Pictures |
12/04/2006 |
| Lost in New York: Peter and the Literary Merchant Queen |
Words |
12/02/2006 |
| Vanquished Nobility: From Jimmy Carter to Korean Cartoons |
Words |
11/30/2006 |
| Giant Robots Fighting God 2.0: The Lacey Chabert Diet |
Words |
11/25/2006 |
| My Pretend Girlfriend: A Rant About Why I Stopped Reading Comics |
Words |
11/23/2006 |
| Lost in New York: Peter Goes To The Movies |
Words |
11/22/2006 |
| I Can't Read: Peter Reveals His Secret Shame |
Words |
11/20/2006 |
| Dear Microsoft, I'm Sorry: My 180 on The 360 |
Words |
11/13/2006 |
| Nagato Wonderland |
Words |
11/08/2006 |
| How I Spent November 4th: Standing Outside Nintendo World As Soccer Moms Played With The Wii |
Words |
11/05/2006 |
| Pee Pee Bus |
Words |
10/31/2006 |
| Wrangling a Buffalo: Unwritten Stories, False Starts, and Doctor Who |
Words |
10/30/2006 |
| Otaku and Gamer Clothing Company Urban Alchemist Launches: Anime Industry Veterans Announce The Creation Of A New Clothing Company |
Words |
10/23/2006 |
| Lost in New York: Peter Visits Historic, Haunted Governors Island |
Words |
10/12/2006 |
| Urban Alchemist: A Prelude To A (Gay) T-Shirt Business |
Words |
10/10/2006 |
| Monster Monster Moon Monster: A Story For Children |
Words |
10/08/2006 |
| Walking Home Today, I Was Offered A Free Gym Pass: Words of Suits, Streets, and Myths |
Words |
09/21/2006 |
| Robotech: The Shadow Chronicles - A Macross Fan's Review |
Words |
09/18/2006 |
| Strabimon and Friends: An Alphabetical Listing of My Favorite Digimon |
Words |
09/02/2006 |
| Lost in New York: The Hong Kong Dragon Boat Festival in New York City |
Words |
08/24/2006 |
| Lost in New York: The Hong Kong Dragon Boat Festival in New York City - The Photo Gallery |
Pictures |
08/24/2006 |
| Peter Escapes Certain Death in Flushing Meadows Corona Park! A Tale of Gripping Survival! |
Words |
08/15/2006 |
| Peter Meets Liberal Progressive Celebrities? (A Pretend Letter) |
Words |
08/14/2006 |
| Johnny Robo vs. The Morena Club: The People You Know |
Words |
08/11/2006 |
| Gasp! Shock! Horror! Peter Lands A Job With No Marketable Skills! (An Exercise in Sloth! Extended Edition!) |
Words |
08/09/2006 |
| Chrysalis: Chapter 1 |
Words |
07/25/2006 |
| Mormon for a Morning: Peter Meets the Local Mormons |
Words |
07/21/2006 |
| Rock Out |
Movie |
07/20/2006 |
| Satan's Awesome Party |
Sounds |
07/19/2006 |
| Ask Doctor Minovsky: Episode 5 |
Movie |
07/17/2006 |
| Ask Doctor Minovsky: Episode 4 |
Movie |
07/17/2006 |
| Ask Doctor Minovsky: Episode 3 |
Movie |
07/17/2006 |
| Ask Doctor Minovsky: Episode 2 |
Movie |
07/17/2006 |
| Ask Doctor Minovsky: Episode 1 |
Movie |
07/17/2006 |
| Fleet Week 2006: This Was Supposed To Be A Photo Gallery |
Words |
07/13/2006 |
| Tight Security: The Puffy AmiYumi NYC 2006 Photo Gallery |
Pictures |
07/12/2006 |
| Church, Hammered |
Sounds |
07/09/2006 |
| Garden Grill |
Sounds |
07/07/2006 |
| Johnny Robo 2: Episode 4 |
Movie |
07/06/2006 |
| Johnny Robo 2: Episode 3 |
Movie |
07/06/2006 |
| Johnny Robo 2: Episode 2 |
Movie |
07/06/2006 |
| Johnny Robo 2: Episode 1 |
Movie |
07/06/2006 |
| Cave Paintings of Fireworks: The 2006 New York City Fireworks from Queens Gantry Park |
Pictures |
07/04/2006 |
| Coca-Cola Blak: A Mediocre Vignette of City Life |
Words |
07/03/2006 |
| Warbirds and Invisible Girls |
Pictures |
07/02/2006 |
| Peter's List Of Cool Things You Get To Do When You Turn Into An Adult |
Words |
07/01/2006 |
| The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock |
Pictures |
07/01/2006 |
| Stupid Kunt |
Sounds |
06/30/2006 |
| Aufgeben! The Left Coast |
Pictures |
06/29/2006 |
| Surf Song |
Sounds |
06/28/2006 |
| A Most Unusual Encounter |
Words |
06/21/2006 |
| Johnny Robo: Episode 8 |
Movie |
06/20/2006 |
| Johnny Robo: Episode 7 |
Movie |
06/20/2006 |
| Johnny Robo: Episode 6 |
Movie |
06/20/2006 |
| Johnny Robo: Episode 5 |
Movie |
06/20/2006 |
| Johnny Robo: Episode 4 |
Movie |
06/20/2006 |
| Johnny Robo: Episode 3 |
Movie |
06/20/2006 |
| Johnny Robo: Episode 2 |
Movie |
06/20/2006 |
| Johnny Robo: Episode 1 |
Movie |
06/20/2006 |
| Morimoto NYC: An Oft-Sidetracked Recollection of My Expedition to Meet an Iron Chef |
Words |
06/19/2006 |
| I Would Rather Get Super AIDS Than Suffer Through X-Men 3: The Last Stand Again: A Long and Rambling List of Greivances |
Words |
06/18/2006 |
| Substantive Images: An Account of a Conversation on Otaku Culture and the Global Influence on and of Japanese Animation |
Words |
06/17/2006 |
| The Damned Cabbage of Gillingston |
Words |
06/16/2006 |
| The Path of Needles |
Words |
06/15/2006 |
| Giant Robots Fighting God: The Secret History |
Words |
06/14/2006 |